You know it's sad when you have AT LEAST 2 accounts at 5 star generals...(assuming both accounts are the same guy, which seems to be the case)

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I had the honor of playing against him in the game that he won and got his 5 star general on his tag, and believe me, the guy has to be THE BIGGEST nerd I think I have played on H3 so far. Just a little dialogue from the postgame lobby after he got his 5 star would be something like, "OMG Here it is u guyz, look, look! it's about to switch over, OMG that's b.e.a.utiful!"

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