This week we have our former mod and friendly Scottish love child Tattie

Ok Tattie...Lets get this show on the road
Ok
Ready when you are!
Q. As usual. Lets start off with your full name
A. Lawrence Tate
R. Tate...anyone ever call you Taint?
R. No never had that one, although Tit is a common one
Q. Rofl...How old are you and are you in school?
A. Im 17, I have just left High School and am currently doing jack shit for 3 months until I start University.
Q. Nice. When is your Birthday?
A. November 15th
Q. Where do you live?
A. Well I live in the capital of Scotland, Edinburgh. For anyone who isn't aware of where Scotland is, its like a region of UK with a semi-government.
Q. How did you find HoC, or who introduced it to you?
A. Well there was an older mod who was also Scottish, his username was James, he was around in the Dymdez era, he introduced me to it and got me up and running and the rest is history.
Q. Cool...What is your favorite section at HoC?
A. Well currently I am still emotionally attached to the sacred haven of the mod lounge where I spent many an hour shredding into the members and kicking newbie mods into place!
R. LOL.
R. Well yea it was a common past time in my life.
Q. What was your first GT?
A. Until recently it was Tattie666, but I had to change it because of the abuse I got, "Do you worship the devil." I always responded saying not its to make you feel intimdated about my ability.
R. Which often seemed to backfire since I suck balls.
R. Nah..you're better than Heister, thats all that matters.
R. I dont know, He can do a footlong sub and still have room for a medium drink, that kind of ability seperates the bad from the really bad.
Q. HaHa. What got you interested in the Halo series?
A. I am going to get this out in the open, I was a PS2 whore for many years until one fateful day when I went to my friends house and played Halo 2 online, the ability to play online just blew my away and I am still hooked.
Q. What other games besides Halo do you play?
A. Since Im from the UK, I play soccer games, I only own 1 Xbox game: Halo 2, the rest are Xbox 360 games, GoW, PGR3 and my beloved Guitar Hero, as a failed real guitarist I love this game as I can believe I can actually play rock songs
R. I want to get Guitar Hero but Im affraid my G/F will leave me if she comes home and sees me jamming to STYX or something.
R. Oh no, its not Styx, the new one, Rock the 80's, I think I may have lost several friends when people seen me jamming to "Heat of the Moment by Asia"
Q. ROFL...What hobbies besides gaming do you have?
A. Nothing, JK. I play golf, soccer, I love Formula 1 Racing and poker.
Q. Do you have any embarrassing stories you're willing to share?
A. I was at soccer practice once and the ball got kicked out of the court, and it was kind of wet, and as I was closest I had to get the ball and when I was running on the grass I slid and unknown to me I had made "contact" with the biggest pile of dog shit ever and my whole trousers were covered in shit and someone actually had to point this out to me.
R. My sense of smell must have sucked that night.
R. OMFG. Thats the kind of thing you see in the movies. Fucking Priceless.
Q. What are some of your favorite movies?
A. Godfather Trilogy, 300, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Braveheart (obviously), more recently...Die HArd 4.0 and Transformers (P.S. Megan Fox is the hottest girl alive, if you havent see Transformers, go to google images)
R. Ive seen it and yes I agree.
Q. Whats your favorite band?
A. Well see I dont have 1, I have phases of music, I like rap and Indie but most recently Im into Glam rock, like Extreme and Guns n Roses, I get awkward looks when Im driving around lol.
Q. What do you plan on doing after college?
A. Probably travel for a bit...I wanna go to america when Im 21 because a few people on XBL say chicks would digg my accent, I want to test the theory!
R. They will..most club girls here are total whores as it is and having your accent will give you buku points.
Q. What is your favorite food?
A. Well I am quarter Ukrainian, so I my mum makes a traditional dish which is literally sex on a plate with Megan Fox.
R. Sounds good
Q. Ok one last questions before the rapid fire round. If you had 1 million dollars what would you do?
A. I would take it to the exchange center and get it exchanged to my currency which would give me £2million.
R. I knew you were gonna have some smart ass currency exchange answer.
R. You know me.
R. Ok here we go.
R. Oh how exciting.
Q. Halo CE or Halo 2?
A. Halo 2
Q. Xbox or Playstation?
A. Xbox
Q. Mac or Windows?
A. Windows
Q. BR or Sniper?
A. Sword, I suck with both.
Q. FB or Carbon?
A. FB
Q. Family Guy or South Park?
A. Oooooooooh Damn you..IM going to have to say...Family Guy
Q. Pirates or Ninjas?
A. Ninjas, all arcade monkeys are ninjas
Q. Boobs or Ass?
A. I'm an ass man (thinks of the wrestler)
Q. God or Evolution?
A. Evolution
Q. Winter or Summer?
A. The both suck over here, but snow is great. So winter
Q. McDonalds or BK?
A. "I am man"...BK
Q. Megan Fox or Life?
A. For 1 night with that piece of fine meat, I would trade anything lol.
R. ROFL...Ok with that said this interview is over. I hope you had fun and I hope to see you keep coming to HoC. Thanks Tattie
R. Piece Nubcakes.

A little request from Tattie
"If anyone has someone on their XBL FL from Boston, can they introduce me because their accent is the funniest thing alive!"

I already told him Bak3r

Excellent interview SloMo. The part about me was pretty funny, but not needed . This interview actually made me laugh, the part where he slipped in Dog shit was hilarious. And I think Megan Fox just got another stalker...

Good interview, fun read, some funny answers especially about Heister lol.

lmao,that was a fun one

Megan Fox > Life

I gotta admit, people from Boston do sound hilarious. Good read.

It's bad you guys weren't fans of Megan Fox back in the Hope & Fatih days....You only seemed to like her after Transformers

that's cuz only homos watch hope and faith, so nobody was exposed to her back then.

good interview btw. i liked it.

"its like sex on a plate with Megan Fox" LMAO great interview! i havent heard very much at all from Tattie so thats pretty cool. nice job slomo.

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