R: Hello Sylenzer, and welcome to the HoC interview
R: >.> Ahoy hoy.
Q: Okay to start off, what's your full name
A: Michael John Herbert
R: Lol, sorry made me laugh
R: You're a jerk...
Q: Yep , lol, anyways, what's your current age and where do you live?
A: I'm 15 and I live in Pittsfield, MA.
Q: Hopefully noone will rape you .How did you find HoC?
A: My brother, Dymdez. Piggedy Paul and he started it. I think I was like the 3rd member.
Q: What's you favorite section of the HoC forum?
A: Off-topic/Music/Water Cooler and of course Halo3
R: To bad you're bad at H3
R: I don't think anyone is really...good at H3, but I will be the BEST. Mark my words.
R: That's going into my signature
R: Good...good.
Q: Lol, now going into your gamer history, wow I feel like a nerd, what got you interested in the halo series?
A: Uh..
I think I was like...10 when my mom brought me to buy a birthday gift. I got an Xbox and Halo. I think my brothers pressured me to get Halo though. Greatest birthday gift for a 10 year old, blood and gore.
R: Same here, except I got it for Christmas
Q: What other games do you play besides halo?
A: I don't play Halo. I play most 360 games. I used to really enjoy Gears of War, but after the update, I quit. I played Rainbow Six: Vegas for about a month straight til I got pro at that. Quit for a bit... Uh, lately the Call of Duty 4 beta. I enjoy shooters. >.> And of course, the genetically-enhanced shooter, Bioshock.
R: I palyed gears a lot when it came out too, and if I recall I was kicking your ass in it a week ago?
R: Keep telling yourself that, whatever helps you sleep at night. I remember doing my signature "Ride 'Em Like A Cowboy" on you. Maybe that slipped your memory
R: Must have forgot, dick
R: =D
R: Ok then, let's ask some questions that don't have to do with halo
R: Hokay
Q: What's your most embarrasing moment?
A: I can't remember, or maybe I'm lying to you, HoC. OH I GOT ONE! There was this Halo 2 tournament at our movie theater in the local mall. My brother and a couple friends and I entered. We all played a lot more than anyone else around here, so we breezed through the competition. It came down to 1v1, Dymdez vs. Me. We decided to just showboat it. Him showing off cool grenades to everyone in the theater, cool snipes. It was going to be set up so he owned me. I got bored of him toying around and I actually won. I won like 250$, a PSP and 10 free movie tickets and the recognitions of everyone in the theater. When we were receiving 1st and 2nd place prizes, my brother punched me so hard that I cried during the picture they took. It was posted up in the theater... And I think I should find a publisher for that novel >.>
R: Lmfao, that is hilarious
Q: Anyways, what's your favorite movie?
A: SUPERBAD!
R: That was quick, and I completely agree
R: Well, I loved it so much, I saw it twice in theaters and got one off torrents to watch in my theater. Probably the funniest movie i've ever seen.
R: You're going to have to send me that movie
R: As soon as I get my goddamn Hillary Duff CD back. My sister has been whining to me forever.
R: Hilary Duff, lmfao
R: You would correct the spelling...
Q: That get's me to this question, Who is your favorite singer or band?
A: Well-known: Brand New, Underground: Sweatshop Union I have the weirdest seletion of music, honestly, I'll listen to practically anything. From Jazz to Tupac to Brand New to Sweatshop Union =)
R: Good, variation is great
R: the spice of life
Q: Well one last question before the rapid fire round, if someone had a gun to your head and asked you to suck his 13 incher or he'll put a bullet in your head. Which would you choose?
R: I'm almost positive FxL made you ask me this, but...
Is he hot?
R: No, but I was thinking of him while asking it, and no he's not hot, he's like 57 and his penis is wrinkly
A: that's not hot? PUT A BULLET IN MY HEAD AND LETS GO TO THE RAPID FIRE ROUND
Q: lmfao ok, H:CE or H2?
A: H2
Q: Mac or Windows?
A: windows
Q: Brownies or Cookies?
A: brownies
Q: BR or AR?
R: new AR or old AR?
R: New
A: NEW AR!
Q: Pirates or Ninjas?
A: Ninjas fo shoo
Q: FB or Str8?
A: fuck them, The Revolution ftw.
Q: Haha, God or Evolution?
A: God.
Q: Is that a first? Anyways, last question, Jessica Beil or Megan Fox?
R: Can I get both? at the same time?
R: No
A: They why the hell do I bother believign in god.. uhm MEGAN FOX!
Q: Haha, okay thanks for taking part in the interview Mikey do you have any last words you would like to say? Or a request?
R:I want to say to Vorlx:
Why the fuck did it take so long for me to get my goddamn interview? I have seniority. Also, hi Pooner and Greg!
R: Okay, thanks again, and goodbye
R: and...can anyone help me with my homework?
See ya heister.
R: Do it yourself
R: stfu
R: Haha

Sorry for the delay guys, I was busy, this was taken 2 days before H3, yes a while ago. Expect me to be a lot more active, very interesting read though, enjoy guys

cute interview

Heister has a new fantasy :]

LMAO!!

pretty good interview. some things i didnt know and some stuff i did. that old man question was funny. sounds like you have thought about that more than that one time LOL

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Heister you are disgusting...EWWW

Sylenzer, I got you that Sweatshop Union cd too..I can't believe you didn't mention me...WAAAAH!

I would have sucked the guy off hardcore and then let him shoot me.

Sylenzer is a sloot.

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