Unbelievable.

So I order dominos alot...cuz I used to work with the manager and I get discounts...

Well theres this one FINeEeEeE girl that works there that I wanted to get with. Shes 19 and reallllll cool.

Well I was gonna talk to this one girl about her talking about me, but....

Today we ordered dominos and SHE, yea the one girl, delivered it. When I got to the door I saw her and I said:

"How much?"

She said "12.50"

I said "Ok, then how much for the pizza?" (Being stupid and acting like I wanted to now how much she is)

She said "How about we go out first and get to know each other. Then we'll talk about gettin physical"

I was like "Huh? Aight then yea lemme get ur number"

I got it and were sposed to go out tomorrow. WTF kinda cheezy ass line just got me this girl. I hope she aint a hoe cuz I'm done with hoes I needa girl I can chill with!!!


Anyway, just figured I can give you a cheezy ass pickup line that worked for me!

Haaaaa yea thats rightttt

WOW, I have seriously never laughed this hard in my entire life.... Now I see why everyone would have sex with pooner. And to me "FINeEeEeE girl" automatically means not fine, cause that's the gayest way of writing something EVER. But good luck, can't wait till I hear about some other amazing thing that your soo amazing at.... I'm sure it won't be too long.

Holy fucking shit pooner be my sperm donor.

wowowo hillarious

I think BIGGS deserves a best story teller award.

LOL, I agree.

Well it kinda seems like shes a hoe.....cuz she said that....but katiee, the girl that I talk to her about, told me this morning that she's really liked me for a while...


maybe that kinda help its.....cuz she did like giggle/laugh when she said "physical" lol