Haha wow someone would know

Only in America.

To be honest my mates and I joke about this sort of shit all the time (university kills all goodness within the soul), and we decided that a girl is most likely to be drowned in horse cum in Holland for some beastiality, and then her carcass is sent off to Germany to work in necro porn.

I probably shouldn't joke about that sort of thing, but I am really that emotionally detached that it means nothing to me either way.

What a fucking way to die.... What does the familly say to something like that? Thats when you just tell everyone she died but no one says how or EVER talks about it. Same with what icehead posted. Thats just so sad..

People are fucking dumbasses.
That's about the only way to explain it.
If they died from something like that, they probably deserved to die in the first place anyways.

I have to say, I pissed my pants.

I was hoping someone would read it eventually.

her parents must be proud

U mad?????


Back.

We thought about that too. Her parents would be given a jar containing the solidified horse cum.

I wish I could claim I was lying when I say that this is what we talk about on the way home from lectures, but sadly this is exactly what we do.