All this flaming is unneeded.
Slacker is trying his hardest. He's gotten better. The problem is your going to need a little more practice before charging money. Trust me, it will come back to you. I don't personally charge money but the fact that I got much better would make it MUCH easier for me to get money for my work.
What I suggest would be instead of using effects that don't really go with the montage attempt to relate everything to syncing. An effect is much more smooth if it is synced to something.
Keep trying man.